□ You kept following me, I cried out: "Who's dog is not under control!" 
□ I'm giving you a special gift for the festival. Okay, your fee has exceeded the payment period and hasn't been paid yet. The SIM card will explode in ten seconds. Please immediately turn off your phone and move away from the explosion range of ten meters.
□ Dear friend, it took me a lot of effort to send this to you. Happy New Year, happy new year! I can't stand without you during the Spring Festival! My wife doesn't allow me to secretly think about you. At night, when it's quiet, I kiss you and it makes me feel excited. Oh my dear Wuliangye!
□ Who came here, put up a small newspaper message, please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly at the small advertisement on it: "My illness has a cure."
□ Oil seller, carbon seller, once you get used to the business, please forward this message within one minute, otherwise the application in the attachment will lock the SIM card.
□ In commemoration of this special day, we have decided that you should not continue reading, otherwise you will regret it! Your SIM card has been locked, please contact your service provider! I told you not to read, but you didn't believe me!
□ Dear user: In order to warn others, some mobile phones are being subjected to anti-pornography and anti-illegal information actions. Because your phone often receives some pornographic, vulgar and unhealthy messages, we are now suspending your service.
□ Heaven has unforeseen winds and clouds, just now the sky was clear, the meteorological bureau announced that a large-scale rainy weather has entered our country. To prevent interference from lightning, please remove the antenna. If struck by lightning, the consequences are your own responsibility.
□ Hey, do you know who I am? I'm Bin Laden, friend, congratulations, congratulations, you won the V998 phone in this internet cafe. Please come to this internet cafe on Saturday to collect the prize. "There is a Net Bar"
□ You are really lucky to meet me, especially today. You are really unlucky, everyone who receives this message is a gray market phone. If used for a long time, the consequences will be unimaginable. Please replace it immediately.
□ Do you know I've been waiting for you? Do you know? I dreamed of you last night, we walked by the river, leaning on each other, you looked into my eyes, and said three words with deep emotion: "Woof woof woof."
□ You bad thing, open your phone quickly, this wasted me one minute and ten cents. Quickly throw your phone tens of meters away, then call 110, and you'll feel safe!
□ I am the police, you are the thief, I am a model, who are you? You think you're a lingerie model, don't pay attention to your image, but also don't affect the city's appearance. Please zip up your pants after going to the toilet next time, okay?
□ On that day, I suddenly realized when I saw you, you passed by and made me lose myself. Looking at your back, I wanted to keep you. I told myself not to let you go. I shouted: "Catch the thief!"
□ The pig broke out of the pigpen, ran wildly onto the street. Have you heard the story of the big pig shaking its head and the little pig not shaking its head? Don't shake your head!