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Funny Double Ninth Festival Greeting Messages
Published: 2010/06/24   Author: yifan   Source: network

My longing for you is like the endless river, and my blessings for you are as sincere as a volcanic eruption. Although the sun is scorching, it cannot erase my longing for you; although the sea is turbulent, it cannot wash away my blessings for you.

It's the Chongyang Festival once a year, send a text message to show some effort. Here, I wish you good health and everything goes well. Did you fly a kite this Chongyang Festival? The gentle kite string represents my longing for you. Wishing you a happy Chongyang Festival!

May your ideals, fantasies, and dreams all come true; may all your affairs, both public and private, go smoothly; may your financial, lucky, and life paths all be smooth; may every day be sunny or snowy, but always bring you joy; may your family, friendship, and love be as deep as the sea; and may every Chongyang Festival bring you happiness!

Thank you! Thank you to CCTV and MTV, thank you to my management company, thank you to my parents, thank you to China Mobile, thank you to my phone and your phone, which allows me, a lovely person, to wish you a happy festival on the Chongyang Festival.

There are five reasons why I sent you this message. First, I miss you; second, I'm bored; third, to check if your phone is out of service; fourth, to tell you that mine is not; fifth, to wish you a happy Chongyang Festival.

I don't forget you because of seasonal changes, nor do I forget you because of the passage of time. Are you okay in the zoo? Is the tiger still bullying you? Are the monkeys still laughing at you? Is the wild boar still competing with you for food? Are you used to looking at the message with your little paws yet?

With the arrival of the Chongyang Senior's Day, China Mobile has launched the activity "Know me, I am proud; know me, I am confident." Every night before going to bed, recite this slogan six times, and you will get an extra 100 yuan on your phone bill. For details, please consult 10086.

Urgent reminder! A new type of mobile phone virus spreads through Chongyang Festival greeting messages. For your health, after receiving the blessing, please immerse your phone in disinfectant before using it!

If one day you remember who loved you, there must be me among them. If one day no one loves you, it must be because I'm dead. I still miss you on Chongyang Festival. What about you?

Night after night of longing, day after day of thinking, dear friend, during the National Day holiday, although lonely, you are so beautiful! Because of my sincere wishes!

Let my thoughts become stars shining in the night, at dawn, on your eyebrows and in your dreams, gently touching you, my love's piano key, a thousand times, ten thousand times... Happy Chongyang Festival!

If time could be reversed, I would definitely want to spend childhood with you. We would play hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, fish in the river, fight grasshoppers, then I would hit you, and when you cried, I would comfort you to be happy, play with you, and then hit you again.

Dear user, due to the fact that most of your messages are sent to the opposite sex, it has caused a bad social impact. We have suspended your SMS function. Please bring a small chair yourself and report to the nearest police station on Chongyang Festival!

In the golden autumn, in the season of harvest, may my most sincere smile accompany your most beautiful Senior's Day. Deeply wish you a happy Chongyang Festival, with success and brilliance in your career!

Where the heart reaches, the thought follows, and the blessing comes. Although the Chongyang Festival has not arrived yet, I wish my blessings arrive first. Wishing you a happy festival in advance! All other blessings are arranged by me!

Study makes one upward; work makes one fulfilled; leisure makes one relaxed; communication makes one open-hearted; friendship makes one happy. Wishing you a happy Chongyang Festival: happy every day and good mood!

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