1. Happy New Year! These four words cost me only 0.1 yuan, but they are equivalent to 15 tons of blessings falling on you!

2. New Year weather forecast: You will be hit by a rain of money, a wind of luck, a fog of friendship, a dew of love, a mist of health, a cloud of happiness, a frost of smoothness, a thunder of satisfaction, a hail of safety, and a lightning of joy. They will accompany you throughout the year.

3. Happy New Year! Sincerely wish you: God protects you, Allah cares for you, and the Buddha loves you. Get whatever you want, have rain when you need it. Enjoy yourself in luxury and have gold everywhere.

4. Wishing you to be pretty every day, happy every moment, healthy every minute, lucky every second, never lonely, and rich in money! Happy New Year!

5. The Spring Festival is here, I send you my blessings: Good luck comes every day, life goes higher step by step, you win every lottery, win every time you play cards, enjoy every meal, if you dare to forget me, be careful of being beaten with a stick.

6. Wishing you in the new year: Wealth flows in, as fat as a pig; your body is strong, as big as a bear; your love is sweet, as beautiful as a bee; wealth flows in, as abundant as cow's hair!

7. A flower has been picked for a long time, yet it is not willing to throw away even when it withers; an umbrella has been held for a long time, yet it is not thought of being taken in when the rain stops; a road has been walked for a long time, yet it seems to have no end when it gets dark; a word, waited for a long time... Wishing you a happy New Year.

8. Wishing you in the new year: Smooth sailing, two dragons flying, three sheep opening the way, four seasons safe, five blessings coming, six great smoothness, seven stars shining bright, eight directions bringing wealth, nine nines united, ten full perfection.

9. God said: Happiness is having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have all of these! Wishing you a happy New Year!

10. In order to thank you for your support over the years, we have a special offer during the New Year period! Everyone who has a certain position in my heart will receive a New Year message worth 0.1 yuan from me.

11. A zero score in an exam is called a "duck egg", doing bad things is called a "bad egg", an empty head is called a "stupid egg", being fired is called a "roll egg", and dying is called an "end egg". An egg so perfect is called a "round egg" - Happy New Year!

12. Life is really tiring: You have to queue up when taking a bus, loving someone brings trouble, meals lack flavor, drinking easily leads to drunkenness, and earning money requires paying taxes! Even sending a message to a pig costs money! Wishing you a happy New Year!

13. In the new year, each year has its changes, but my heart hasn't changed, my promise hasn't changed, I want to... grow old with you together.

14. If you are now alone, I wish you a happy New Year; if you are with someone else, that's also a happy New Year; if you are with a group, please tell me where you are.

15. Wishing: A new beginning, renewal of everything; every year good, every year safe; wealth flowing in, prosperity and auspiciousness; health and happiness, celebration and surplus; bamboo keeping peace, blessings filling the door, joy and happiness.

16. Friendship is fragrant rice, hot pot, and spicy erguotou liquor. Are you getting hungry? Have a glass of wine on New Year's Day!

17. Pain should be others', and happiness is yours; trouble is temporary, and friends are eternal; love is nurtured with care, and nothing in the world is too big. Happy New Year!

18. Wishing you: Your leader favors you, the police lets you go, the court sides with you, official fortune follows you, your wife obeys you, you can eat and drink freely, wealth surrounds you, and you win the lottery!

19. Don't move! Raise your hands! Those who know me stand on the left, those who don't know me stand on the right, those who want to laugh stand in the middle. It's you! Put down your phone, put your hands behind your head, lean against the wall, and listen carefully: Wishing you a happy New Year!

20. New Year is here, thinking about what to give you, not wanting to spend too much, just giving you five million: Million of happiness, million of health, million of safety, million of contentment, and million of not forgetting me!