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Funny Labor Day SMS Collection
Published: 2010/06/24   Author: yifan   Source: network

1 According to our "May Day Special Law" here, you are sentenced to a life of happiness, deprived of the right to be sad for life, and ordered to confiscate all your loneliness and troubles. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. It will be executed immediately!

  2 I travel along the scorching internet to your warm little house. Thinking about the days we were apart, and looking forward to tomorrow's joy, I gently greet you, and deeply miss you. With my tender affection, passionate feelings, sincere enthusiasm, genuine friendship, and happy mood, I sincerely wish you a happy May Day!

  3 Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical, worry-free, and side-effect-free green beauty supplement in the world. Come to my house on May Day to apply this beauty supplement!

  4 May Day family experience one-day tour, with public transportation round-trip. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen grease, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bring your own lunch, 200 per person, sign up quickly.

  5 The longer the wine, the more refined it becomes; the longer the friendship, the more sincere it is. The longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes; the more the world changes, the more tranquil it becomes. Wishing you a happy Labor Day and always good moods!

  6 My longing for you is like a continuous wisp of smoke, and my blessings are like a flowing stream that accompanies you all your life. Wishing you a happy May Day!

  7 On the occasion of "May Day," I send you a sincere prayer and blessing. Wishing you and your family a pleasant holiday!

  8 Labor is glorious! Not laboring is shameful! Loving labor is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Everyone go and work first, I will come after a short nap!

  9 Long time no see, very much missed. In this long May Day holiday, I often recall the days we spent together. Find some time, meet at a place, bring your blessings, and have a great experience!

  10 This May Day, I won't work anymore, just relax my mind. Although I've broadened my heart, it seems I can't hold anything anymore. Not for anything else, just because my heart only holds you. Wishing you a happy Labor Day ^_^!

  11 Wishing you a rewarding labor, and receiving what you deserve. There is stillness in movement, and movement in stillness. Move and rest, rest and move. As the world changes, may your blessings remain unchanged. Wishing you sunny days every day, and days full of sunshine!

  12 Energy, vigor, upward, passion, impulsiveness, sensibility, curiosity. Always ready for surprises, always ready for amazement, always ready for astonishment. Let us work hard together, my friend!

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