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Funny Laba Festival SMS Collection
Published: 2010/06/24   Author: yifan   Source: network

It's the Laba Festival, may you face each day with the vastness of the sea; sleep with the feeling of a pig; sunbathe with the sunshine of South Africa; spend money with Gates' dollars; buy a drink with Bush's daughter; and evade taxes with Laden's methods. Have a happy Laba Festival every day!

I have never stolen before, but I want to steal some happiness for you! I have never cheated anyone, but I want to trick some joy for you! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to take some happiness for you! I have never taken advantage of anyone, but I want to grab some peace for you! Wishing you a happy Laba Festival! *_^


Wishing you a joyful Laba Festival full of good fortune, bright smiles on your face, an uplifting love, a thriving career, a departure from bad luck, a smooth path in all matters, and a prosperous future ahead!

At the end of the year, blessings come from the east, and good fortune reaches the sky. When misfortune turns into good fortune, rekindle your ambitions like a mighty Peng bird. In the time of diligence, show your infinite charm. Wishing you a lucky new year with abundant wealth!

Wine is best when warmed, dishes are best when hot, work is best when enjoyable, wallet is best when full, colleagues are best when loyal, and your boss is the best. Wishing you a happy Laba Festival, prosperity next year, and steady progress!

More happiness comes with the Laba Festival, more happiness in the family; more friends with cheerful moods, more health and joy; everything goes smoothly with more blessings, and more business success next year. Wishing you plenty of good things! More, more, more!

Happy Laba Festival! Sincerely wish you God's protection, Allah's care, and Bodhisattva's love! May you get whatever you want, have rain when you need it, enjoy luxurious life, and have gold everywhere!

Another year of the twelfth lunar month has come. Wishing you great success next year, a promising future, auspicious stars shining, good fortune flowing, family happiness, rapid advancement, blessings as vast as the East Sea, longevity as long as Mount Nan Shan, happiness and satisfaction, smooth official career, and continuous dreams of success. Happy Laba Festival!

When you see this magical message, it's already Laba Day. People who receive this magical message will have good luck and increasing wealth in 2008!

If you feel cold, I will hold you in my arms; if you feel sad, I will wipe away your tears; if you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world... All I want is to give you my true love!

You were born during the three years of natural disaster, so you've been calcium-deficient since childhood; you had poor nutrition as a child, and now you still have low intelligence; your position is not high, but your blood pressure and cholesterol are high; you don't speak at meetings, but you suffer from myocarditis and prostatitis; your performance isn't outstanding, but you always have a herniated disc!

I represent the local area, the border, and the countless electric poles, the spring cabbages, summer watermelons, autumn spinach soups, and winter bamboo baskets, to extend our warmest greetings: Wishing you a happy Laba Festival!

Passing by in the crowd is a ten-year blessing; exchanging glances is a hundred-year blessing; communicating is a thousand-year blessing; becoming friends is a ten-thousand-year blessing; being able to send you wishes is a ten-thousand-year blessing.

I don't seek eternal love, only that we once had it! Never forget what you once had; cherish what you can't get; don't give up what belongs to you; keep memories of what you've lost! Don't forget me on the Laba Festival!

On the occasion of the coming Laba Festival, I wish you: big, small, and unexpected wealth, endless financial flow; love, friendship, and romance, all satisfying; official career, wealth, and romantic luck, all smooth; loved ones, family, and friends, all safe and sound.

A warm letter, a bag of sweetness, a bag of happiness, a bucket of health, a box of safety, a basket of joy, a grain of love, plus my full of blessings. May the person who receives this message always be happy, joyful, worry-free, healthy, and fulfilled!

The road of longing is endless; the rainbow after the rain is beautiful for a moment; the clouds in the sky drift away with the wind; the boat in the heart sails with love; the starless night is accompanied by lights; without seeing you, only longing! Missing you on the Laba Festival

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