20. The National Day is coming, buying a Mercedes for you is too expensive; inviting you to travel abroad is a waste; inviting you to eat a lot is bad for your stomach; giving you a rose is a misunderstanding; giving you a hot kiss is not appropriate; I can only send you a text message to wish you happiness - it's cost-effective!

21. Maybe you once said you were lonely, maybe you once felt lost, but now you have me, forget the past, from now on I will be with you, on National Day I am with you!

22. It's been a long time since we last met, I miss you very much. During this long National Day holiday, I often recall the time we spent together. Find some time, meet at a place, bring along your blessings, and have a great experience!

23. What to do if you're hungry on National Day? Have a hot pot! What to do if you're thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to trick! What to do if you're too scared? Find bin Laden to practice! What if you miss me? Go to the pigpen to see!

24. The sky is blue, the grass is green, the National Day holiday cheers us up. The mountains are beautiful, the water is clear, let's travel together. Save your stomach, buy less clothes, this year's expenses are all paid by you!

25. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical, and side-effect-free eco-friendly beauty supplement in the world. Come to my house on National Day to apply this beauty supplement!

26. Urgent reminder: A new way of spreading mobile phone viruses: through National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving the greeting, please soak your phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it!

27. National Day family tour: round-trip bus, activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen grease, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bring your own lunch, 200 per person, sign up quickly.