1: Today is Thanksgiving, I want to say to you a happy holiday, thank you for your care and concern all along, in the next life, I will be your ox and horse, and I will definitely pluck grass for you to eat.

2. The eagle chased the rabbit, but due to a word from the rabbit, it fell and died. Do you know what the rabbit said? It shouted at the eagle: You didn't wear a bra! The eagle heard and hurriedly covered its chest, resulting in...

3. A woman was chased by a cannibal tribe into a dead-end alley. Due to fear, she wet her pants. The cannibals saw this and yelled: It's a pity, the soup got spilled.

4. An electrician entered the operating room and said to a critically ill patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hey! Listen carefully, take a deep breath, I need to cut off the power for five minutes!

5. A ant said to an elephant: "I have it, it's yours!" After hearing this, the elephant fainted. When it woke up, it said to the ant: "I want another one!" The ant was scared to death after hearing that.

6. During the Spring Festival rush, a man took the opportunity when the train stopped to defecate out of the window. The inspector below noticed and shouted: "The fat guy with a cigar, pull your head back!"

7. A woman went to the public toilet to go to the bathroom, and was worried about forgetting to bring paper. A stack of toilet paper was pushed through the wall crack from the adjacent room. "Thank you, who are you?" "No need to thank me, I am Lei Feng."

8: The family planning minister was on a field inspection, saw an old farmer, asked, "Old man, do you know why incest cannot be married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands, and said with a simple smile: "Hahaha, relatives, too familiar, not easy to approach."

9. Edict: By the mandate of Heaven, the emperor says: Because you don't love me, I punish you to not defecate for three days, if you defecate, you can't use paper, and even if you use paper, it can only be three feet long, until you die of constipation! Henceforth, take the paper!

10. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jornina, who fell in love with a man named Shad. They watched stars together. When a meteor flew across the sky, they named the meteor: Jornina Shad Star.

11: A mouse called the cat: Hello! The food is ready! Come down and eat! The cat stood in front of the mouse hole, trying to reach out its paws to pull the mouse out. It dug and dug all night, and the next day, the digging sound still continued.

12: A little mosquito cried and went home. Mom asked, "What happened?" Little mosquito: "Dad is dead!" Mosquito mom: "Didn't he take you to see the show?" Little mosquito: "Yes, but when the audience clapped, Dad didn't dodge."

13: A bee sister showed off her spider boyfriend: He has his own website at least.

14: Psychological test: If you run a race with a bear, you hope: 1. You run faster than the bear; 2. You run as fast as the bear; 3. You run slower than the bear...

Answer: 1. You are more beastly than the beast; 2. You are the beast; 3. You are worse than the beast.

15: This is an ancient story. Long ago, a young man lost his beloved girl. He endured many hardships to reach her, and the girl looked at him lovingly and said: "Go away!"

16: The hunter saw a bird in the sky and fired three shots, none of which hit. But the bird still fell down. Actually, the bird said, "I was scared to death, I was scared to death!"

17: I saw a penny on the roadside, just about to bend down to pick it up, it turned out to be spit. I cursed: Who spits so round?