Funny New Year Greeting SMS, many, everyone pick slowly. Also wish you a happy New Year and a prosperous new year!

During the Spring Festival, there will be a heavy rain of money, a torrential downpour of cash, fierce hail of gold and silver, ice of diamonds, trees of jade, frost of pearls, and fruits of agate. Be careful not to get hit.

Tonight to tomorrow morning, your mobile phone will be hit by a heavy snowfall of greetings. Your mood will be sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will spread around you. It is expected that for the next 52 weeks, you will keep getting wind in your favor.

At the Spring Festival, eat big meals, drink less alcohol, eat more vegetables, if you can't reach, stand up, if someone toasts, play tricks, if you can't eat, take it home!

Accept my ten hearts and ten intentions of blessings. On the first day of the Lunar New Year: everything goes well; the joy god in the northwest; the wealth god in the east; the noble god in the northeast; the fortune is getting better, the love is nourishing.

New Year weather forecast: large areas will be covered with money falling during the Spring Festival. In the northeast, US dollars; in the northwest, rubles; in the central and southern China, British pounds; in the southeast, some areas have checks, and some areas have gold bars.

Funny New Year Greeting SMS

The 2008 weather forecast: you will encounter a rain of money, a wind of luck, a fog of friendship, a dew of love, a cloud of health, a frost of smoothness, a thunder of happiness, an ice of safety, and a flash of joy. This weather will last all year long.

At the Spring Festival, wish you smooth sailing, two dragons flying, three sheep opening the gate, four seasons peaceful, five blessings arriving, six great success, seven stars shining high, eight directions bringing wealth, nine times united, ten full and perfect.

Happy New Year! Sincerely wish you God's protection, Allah's care, and Bodhisattva's love. You will have what you want, get what you need, enjoy wine and dine, and have gold everywhere!

Wish you a new year where you work with ease, win at cards, have unlimited savings, fill your pockets with dollars, have beauties filling your bed, have abundant energy, and have sweet and strong lovers.

Funny New Year Greeting SMS

At the Spring Festival, your hat will fall on your head, your wife will smile at you, the beauty will want to hug you, the money will fly towards you, and you'll keep shouting: Yes, yes, yes...

Happy New Year! Happy New Year, I can't bear to be without you! My wife doesn't allow it! I secretly miss you! When it's quiet at night, kiss me and make me feel it, my dear! Wuliangye.

Wish you in the new year: career is going well, body is as strong as a tiger, money is endless, work is not tiring, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like a score, happiness belongs to you.