When you have to leave school and enter society, looking for a job, what do you think about? Every work experience in life is so precious. The first job, the most valuable job, the job that makes you suffer... What can your next job bring you? If you want to know the answer, follow Huayi Net editor to take the test!
1. Suppose one day on the way, a girl who doesn't make sense sprays you with a water gun. What will be your first action?
A. Dodge the water jet first — 2
B. Rush up directly and slap her — 3
2. Do you think why all the monsters know that eating Tang僧's meat can gain immortality, and they keep chasing Tang僧 all the time?
A. Because the monsters are in a QQ group, once someone knows, everyone knows — 6
B. The Buddha told them, this is actually a huge trap — 4
3. What drink do you think pairs best with coffee to become the most wonderful combination?
A. Baileys — 4
B. Rum — 5
4. What do you think is the most compassionate way to deal with a mosquito caught in a closed mosquito net during summer, since it has drunk your blood?
A. Of course, you should raise it, otherwise what else can you do? — 5
B. Send it to school, until it finishes university — 6
5. When you hear the word "New Zealand", what comes to your mind first?
A. Maori people — 7
B. Rugby — 8
6. Do you think it constitutes sexual harassment if a male boss of a company always says "fuck" to female employees?
A. It does — 7
B. It doesn't — 9
7. At the end of the afternoon when the vegetable market closes, the scene is really pitiful, with various vegetable leaves scattered on the ground, trampled by people. Do you believe that the vegetables in the vegetable market haven't been crawled over by rats and cockroaches?
A. I believe it, seeing is believing — 8
B. I don't believe it, they must have passed through when no one was there — 20
8. So far, what food have you never wanted to eat, even if you were given a million dollars?
A. Durian — 9
B. Chicken butt — 10
9. Suppose you see a white thing floating towards you at night and it asks you how to get to XX Road, what would you do?
A. Pretend to be calm and tell it how to go, then disappear — 10
B. Panic and run away — 11
10. Do you like men using perfume? When a man uses perfume, what is your first impression of him?
A. Gentlemanly — 12
B. Sissified — 13
11. Suppose you are wrongly accused and die, and the person who caused it ran away, making you a ghost. How would you scare him?
A. Wave at him while he's driving — 12
B. Take away his documents, phone, and important things — 16
12. Which of the following two people do you think can influence your financial concepts more?
A. No one can influence me, my money is my decision — 13
B. My partner, always whispering in my ear — 15
13. After a busy day, you immediately open your computer to surf the internet when you get home. Your mom tells you not to play on the computer because you've used it all day at work. What three words will you say to your mom?
A. Understood, then turn off the computer — 14
B. Wait a minute, just to get by — 19
14. What needs do you think work should satisfy the most?
A. Flexible working hours — 17
B. Salary and benefits — 18
15. After working for three or five years, you have at least one or two ten thousand yuan in savings. How will you handle it?
A. Of course, save it in the bank, being safe is everything — D
B. It's already 2012, live in the moment, better to borrow money to spend — B
16. Suppose you go to ask your favorite star for an autograph, and he says no, what will you do?
A. Angry, why give it to others but not me — E
B. Give up, don't get angry — C
17. Suppose one day you can't survive in the white society anymore and decide to join the black society to try your luck. Which of the following two tough names would you choose?
A. Kill Everyone — B
B. Xiao Dingdang — C
18. How would you eat a hamburger in a unique way among the following two options?
A. Flatten the hamburger with your hands and eat it — C
B. Take out the meat from the hamburger and eat it separately — D
19. When someone at work pursues you, and instead of calling you by your name, they call you "dear," how do you feel?
A. Goosebumps everywhere — E
B. Very comfortable — B
20. You are about to graduate and leave your campus life, facing an unknown career, how confident are you?
A. Don't know where to go — A
B. Very confident, everything depends on your own effort — B
Test Results:
A. Money
Before finding a job, everyone has beautiful beliefs and ideals, such as accumulating work experience and learning interpersonal communication. Few people work just for money, and you are no exception. However, the experience from your next job is really not very good, even painful. Except for the few internship wages, the positive information you get is too little. Eventually, you can't stand this company, boss, or colleagues, and you choose to leave. You feel like you've been cheated. Well, after that, you need to open your eyes and look carefully at this complex society.
B. Learning to guess people's minds
After starting work, you will find that there are no longer simple relationships like those with classmates. You can hate a classmate who doesn't suit you; you can boldly declare your love to a classmate who is handsome or pretty. In the workplace, all kinds of proper and improper methods are underground, covered by a layer of ambiguous veil. Each colleague also has a secret party identity. What to do and what not to do, how to do it, all require guessing. This is a super place for personal growth, and you will learn to guess people's minds and gradually grow through struggles.
C. Weight
Think about your weight in college, and compare it with your current self, it's really heartbreaking. Probably due to a relaxed mindset, since you found a stable job, your weight has increased rapidly. Any healthy weight loss method except extreme ones can't help you return to your former self. Compared with your classmates still busy looking for jobs, it's unclear whether you should be grateful or regretful. However, it doesn't matter. Once you give up this stable job, your weight will definitely return. Whether it's heavy or light, it's up to your choice.
D. Sense of Achievement
Before, when you were in school, regardless of your academic performance, your parents would give you pocket money. Even if you didn't work hard all semester and failed your exams, you could just be scolded by your parents at home and still live happily. If you are a calculating student, you would immediately calculate the pros and cons between playing all semester and being scolded versus working hard and getting praised. After starting work, you will immediately experience the completely different principle of "hard work brings reward." If you don't work hard, you will be scolded by your leader. Here, no one will treat you like a treasure anymore. Therefore, you have to work harder. When you see the extra bonus at the end of the month due to your efforts, your sense of achievement will naturally arise.
E. Crush
You are a cold-hearted person with a passionate heart. New work and new environment make you feel like Liu Laolao entering Grand View Garden, entering another new world. Everything here seems fresh and new. The way male and female colleagues behave here looks so mature and steady. Compared with these office experts, those young colleagues seem to be at a much lower level. You will have your own crush here. Maybe because of your limited experience, you will unconsciously admire and worship these experienced colleagues, and feelings will gradually develop.
